Sunday, August 31, 2008

SEMI FINAL MATCHUPS

Game 1: TUE 9/2
Game 2: WED 9/3
Game 3: FRI 9/5
Game 4: SAT 9/6
Game 5: SUN 9/7 (if necessary)
Game 6: TUE 9/9 (if necessary)
Game 7: WED 9/10 (if necessary)


#1 Kelly Leak (65-35) vs. #6 Innocent Until Proven Filthy (55-50)

#2 Anal All Stars (58-42) vs. #5 Junebug (57-48)

Game 5 Finals

Innocent Until Proven Filthy 43
The Cluck Bucket 28.5

Joey Votto

Chris wins series 3-2
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Junebug 28
Twisted Testicles 24

Alex Rodriguez


Bug wins series 3-2


BOX SCORES

Game 4 Finals

The Cluck Bucket 35
Innocent Until Proven Filthy 33.5

Manny Ramirez


SERIES TIED 2-2
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Junebug 62.5
Twisted Testicles 30.5

Aubrey Huff


SERIES TIED 2-2



BOX SCORES

Saturday, August 30, 2008

Game 3 Finals

Innocent Until Proven Filthy 45.5
The Cluck Bucket 41

Carlos Beltran


Chris leads series 2-1
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Twisted Testicles 57
Junebug 37

Joe Mauer

Bare leads series 2-1




BOX SCORES

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Game 2

The Cluck Bucket 53
Innocent Until Proven Filthy 41 (2 OT)

Kelly Shoppach (#2 backup)


SERIES TIED 1-1

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Junebug 42
Twisted Testicles 36

Aubrey Huff

SERIES TIED 1-1


BOX SCORES

Game 1 Finals

BEST OF FIVE


Innocent Until Proven Filthy 43
The Cluck Bucket 40.5

Prince Fielder, Jack Wilson, Kelly Shoppach

Chris leads series 1-0

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Twisted Testicles 55.5
Junebug 21.5

Ryan Howard, John Lackey

Bare leads series 1-0


BOX SCORES

Sunday, August 24, 2008

PLAYOFFS 2008

First off, Congratulations to Nick and Mike, Danny and Matt, and myself for winning $50 for a division championship. And congratulations to Bare for taking home $100 for winning the points title over me by 15 lousy points. Had I decided to start Vernon Wells on Saturday, the points title would have been mine (if I hadn't replaced Pat Burrell :) ).

Now, on to the tournament to see who the big winners are. Second place takes home $300...and the champion takes home $600.

First round is best of five, the semi finals is best of seven, and the Series O' Corn is best of seven.

****TRANSACTIONS****For those of you lucky enough to still be alive, you can make player pick ups until the first game starts on Tuesday 8/26. After that, all rosters are frozen. This includes DL players. If you want to use any players you currently have on the DL, you must activate them and make a subsequent cut. No exceptions. Make sure you look over your rosters and identify any problems you may stumble on to NOW.

Those who are eliminated, players pick ups are no longer an option for you until next April.


FIRST ROUND
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GAME 1: TUESDAY 8/26
GAME 2: WEDNESDAY 8/27
GAME 3: FRIDAY 8/29
GAME 4 (if necessary): SATURDAY 8/30
GAME 5 (if necessary): SUNDAY 8/31

The semi final round will not start until Tuesday 9/2, regardless of how the first round plays out.


HERE ARE YOUR FIRST ROUND MATCHUPS:
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#3 THE CLUCK BUCKET (55-45)

Players to watch: Aramis Ramirez, Manny Ramirez, Jim Thome

VS

#6 INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN FILTHY (52-48)

Players to watch: Prince Fielder, Vladimir Guerrero, Carlos Beltran
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#4 TWISTED TESTICLES (61-39)

Players to watch: Ryan Howard, Josh Hamilton, Alfonso Soriano

VS

#5 JUNEBUG (54-46)

Players to watch: Alex Rodriguez, Carlos Quentin, Matt Holliday

Game 100 Finals

Kelly Leak 71
Anal All Stars 63

Pat Burrell
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The Cluck Bucket 65.5
Crardawgs 31.5

Aramis Ramirez
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Innocent Until Proven Filthy 45.5
MGD 43.5

Jay Bruce/Jason Giambi
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Junebug 44.5
Twisted Testicles 39

Matt Holliday
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Big Mac Attack 26.5
Jizz Moppers 17.5

Miguel Cabrera
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GB2 Crew 36
The Rhythm Method 15

Ryan Braun



BOX SCORES

Saturday, August 23, 2008

Playoff Scenarios (With One Regular Season Game to Play)

1. Kelly Leak (LOCKED at #1)
2. Anal All Stars (LOCKED at #2)
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3. The Cluck Bucket (wins division and #3 seed with win or Junebug loss, w/loss and Bug win, #5)
4. Twisted Testicles (LOCKED at #4)
5. Junebug (wins division and #3 with win and Cluck Bucket loss, otherwise #5)
6. Innocent Until Proven Filthy (LOCKED at #6)


POINTS RACE ($100)

Bare 4577
Nate 4530

Game 99 Finals

Anal All Stars 50.5
Kelly Leak 42

Brandon Phillips/JJ Hardy
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Crardawgs 67.5
The Cluck Bucket 13

Ronnie Belliard
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MGD 38.5
Innocent Until Proven Filthy 38

Mark DeRosa
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Junebug 48
Twisted Testicles 46 (OT)

Carlos Pena
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Big Mac Attack 55
Jizz Moppers 39

Miguel Cabrera
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The Rhythm Method 52
GB2 Crew 51

Dustin Pedroia





BOX SCORES

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Playoff Picture, 2 games left to play

1. Kelly Leak (LOCKED IN AT #1, BYE)
2. Anal All Stars (LOCKED IN AT #2, BYE)
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3. The Cluck Bucket (needs one win, or one Junebug loss to clinch division, #3 seed)
4. Twisted Testicles (LOCKED IN AT #4
5. Junebug 52-46
6. Innocent Until Proven Filthy 51-47


POINTS RACE ($100)

Bare 4531
Nate 4488

Game 98 Finals

The Cluck Bucket 65
Kelly Leak 46.5

AJ Pierzynski
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Twisted Testicles 35.5
Crardawgs 25.5

Josh Hamilton
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The Rhythm Method 52
MGD 50

Melvin Mora
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Junebug 30
Innocent Until Proven Filthy 12
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Anal All Stars 65
Jizz Moppers 36.5

Ryan Doumit
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GB2 Crew 60
Big Mac Attack 45.5

Ken Griffey



BOX SCORES

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

PLAYOFFS, MISC.

The playoff field of six is set. Still some seedings to be determined. Here is where we stand as of Wednesday AM.


1. Kelly Leak 64-33 (LOCKED IN AS #1 SEED, HAS FIRST ROUND BYE)
2. Anal All Stars 56-41 (essentially clinched #2 seed and bye)
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3. The Cluck Bucket 53-44 (Magic number to clinch division is 2)
4. Twisted Testicles 60-37 (LOCKED IN AS #4 SEED)
5. Junebug 51-46
6. Innocent Until Proven Filthy 51-46



POINTS RACE ($100)

TWISTED TESTICLES 4495.5
KELLY LEAK 4442

Game 97 Finals

The Cluck Bucket 45
Kelly Leak 24.5

Brad Hawpe
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Twisted Testicles 72
Crardawgs 43

Matt Joyce
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MGD 53.5
The Rhythm Method 28.5

Adam Dunn
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Junebug 46.5
Innocent Until Proven Filthy 42

Matt Holliday
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Anal All Stars 46
Jizz Moppers 37

Rich Harden
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Big Mac Attack 46.5
GB2 Crew 42

Kevin Youkilis


BOX SCORES

Sunday, August 17, 2008

PLAYOFF PICTURE

1. Kelly Leak 64-32 (Clinched #1 Seed, First Round Bye, C Division Championship)
2. Anal All Stars 55-41 (Clinched Playoff Berth)
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3. The Cluck Bucket 52-44 (Clinched Playoff Berth)
4. Twisted Testicles 59-37 (Clinched Playoff Berth, 4th Seed)
5. Innocent Until Proven Filthy 51-45
6. Junebug 50-46
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7. GB2 Crew 47-49


**EVERYONE ELSE ELIMINATED FROM PLAYOFFS

Game 96 Finals

Twisted Testicles 42.5
Kelly Leak 39.5

Ian Stewart
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GB2 Crew 66
Crardawgs 51

Alex Rios
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MGD 107.5
Jizz Moppers 21.5

Melvin Mora
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Junebug 88.5
The Rhythm Method 54.5

Alex Rodriguez/Luke Scott
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Anal All Stars 47
Innocent Until Proven Filthy 34

Brandon Phillips
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The Cluck Bucket 57.5
Big Mac Attack 47.5

Manny Ramirez


BOX SCORES

Game 95 Finals...Playoff Picture

Twisted Testicles 53.5
Kelly Leak 28.5

Joe Mauer
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GB2 Crew 61.5
Crardawgs 56.5

Alex Rios
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Jizz Moppers 39
MGD 37

Hanley Ramirez
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The Rhythm Method 26
Junebug 17.5

Justin Morneau/Matt Holliday
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Anal All Stars 74
Innocent Until Proven Filthy 29

Albert Pujols
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The Cluck Bucket 38
Big Mac Attack 29

Chris Young


BOX SCORES


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Playoff Picture

1. Kelly Leak 64-31 (CLINCHED #1 SEED)
2. Anal All Stars 54-41 (CLINCHED PLAYOFFS)
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3. The Cluck Bucket 51-44
4. Twisted Testicles 58-37 (CLINCHED PLAYOFFS, #4 SEED)
5. Innocent Until Proven Filthy 51-44
6. Junebug 49-46
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7. GB2 Crew 46-49
8. Big Mac Attack 45-50

EVERYONE ELSE ELIMINATED

Saturday, August 16, 2008

Game 94 Finals...Up to the minute Playoff Picture

Kelly Leak 44.5
Twisted Testicles 31

Russell Martin
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GB2 Crew 36.5
Crardawgs 25.5

Matt Garza
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MGD 52.5
Jizz Moppers 30

Melvin Mora
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Junebug 47.5
The Rhythm Method 40

Carlos Pena
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Innocent Until Proven Filthy 41
Anal All Stars 23

Mark DeRosa
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The Cluck Bucket 63
Big Mac Attack 42.5

Casey Blake
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BOX SCORES





PLAYOFF PICTURE
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1. Kelly Leak 64-30 (Clinched Division 3, Clinched #1 Seed, First Round Bye)
2. Anal All Stars 53-41 (Clinched Playoff Spot)
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3. The Cluck Bucket 50-44
4. Twisted Testicles 57-37 (Clinched Playoff Spot)
5. Innocent Until Proven Filthy 51-43
6. Junebug 49-45
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7. GB2 Crew 45-49
8. Big Mac Attack 45-49
9. Miller Genuine Draft 43-51

EVERYONE ELSE ELIMINATED

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Playoff Picture

1. Kelly Leak 63-30 (CLINCHED PLAYOFF BERTH)
2. Anal All Stars 53-40 (CLINCHED PLAYOFF BERTH)
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3. The Cluck Bucket 49-44
4. Twisted Testicles 57-36 (CLINCHED PLAYOFF BERTH)
5. Innocent Until Proven Filthy 50-43
6. Junebug 48-45
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7. Big Mac Attack 45-48
8. GB2 Crew 44-49
9. Miller Genuine Draft 42-51
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10. Jizz Moppers 40-53 (ELIMINATED FROM PLAYOFFS)
11. The Rhythm Method 40-53 (ELIMINATED FROM PLAYOFFS)
12. Crardawgs 27-66 (ELIMINATED FROM PLAYOFFS)

Game 93 Finals

Kelly Leak 72
GB2 Crew 42

Geovanny Soto
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Big Mac Attack 37.5
Crardawgs 33

Raul Ibanez
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Innocent Until Proven Filthy 70.5
Jizz Moppers 46

Jim Edmonds
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Junebug 60
MGD 24

Aubrey Huff
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Anal All Stars 29.5
The Rhythm Method 27.5

Troy Glaus
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The Cluck Bucket 46.5
Twisted Testicles 45

Brad Hawpe




BOX SCORES

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Game 92 Finals

GB2 Crew 64.5
Kelly Leak 42.5

Dustin Pedroia
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Big Mac Attack 72
Crardawgs 29.5

Kevin Youkilis
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Jizz Moppers 80.5
Innocent Until Proven Filthy 43

David Ortiz
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MGD 54.5
Junebug 24.5

Ian Kinsler
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Anal All Stars 60
The Rhythm Method 38

Xavier Nady
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Twisted Testicles 50.5
The Cluck Bucket 44.5

AJ Pierzynski



BOX SCORES

Sunday, August 10, 2008

Playoff Picture

1. Kelly Leak 62-29 (Clinched Playoff Berth)
2. Anal All Stars 51-40
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3. The Cluck Bucket 48-43
4. Twisted Testicles 56-35 (Clinched Playoff Berth)
5. Innocent Until Proven Filthy 49-42
6. Junebug 47-44
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7. GB2 Crew 43-48
8. Big Mac Attack 43-48
9. Miller Genuine Draft 41-50
10. The Rhythm Method 40-51
11. Jizz Moppers 39-52
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12. Crardawgs 27-64 **ELIMINATED

Game 91 Finals

Kelly Leak 61
Crardawgs 36

Dan Uggla
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Twisted Testicles 44.5
Big Mac Attack 30

Josh Hamilton
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Jizz Moppers 49
Junebug 48.5

Chase Utley
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MGD 50.5
GB2 Crew 44.5

Ian Kinsler
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Innocent Until Proven Filthy 18
The Rhythm Method 15.5

Mark DeRosa
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The Cluck Bucket 52.5
Anal All Stars 40.5

Brad Hawpe



BOX SCORES

Game 90 Finals

Kelly Leak 49.5
Crardawgs 44.5

Nick Markakis
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Big Mac Attack 62
Twisted Testicles 45

Miguel Cabrera
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Junebug 62
Jizz Moppers 34

Brian McCann
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MGD 41.5
GB2 Crew 34.5

Adrian Gonzalez
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Innocent Until Proven Filthy 61.5
The Rhythm Method 56

Troy Glaus
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The Cluck Bucket 46.5
Anal All Stars 38.5

Albert Pujols


BOX SCORES

Saturday, August 9, 2008

Game 89 Finals

Kelly Leak 45
Crardawgs 15

CC Sabathia
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Big Mac Attack 37.5
Twisted Testicles 26.5

Casey Kotchman
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Jizz Moppers 58.5
Junebug 46

Jim Edmonds
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GB2 Crew 48
MGD 25.5

Dustin Pedroia
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The Rhythm Method 41.5
Innocent Until Proven Filthy 26

Ben Molina
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Anal All Stars 53.5
The Cluck Bucket 26.5

Carlos Lee


BOX SCORES

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Playoff Picture

1. Kelly Leak 59-29 (CLINCHED PLAYOFF BERTH)
2. Anal All Stars 50-38
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3. Junebug 46-42
4. Twisted Testicles 55-33 (CLINCHED PLAYOFF BERTH)
5. Innocent Until Proven Filthy 47-41
6. The Cluck Bucket 46-42
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7. GB2 Crew 42-46
8. Big Mac Attack 41-47
9. Miller Genuine Draft 39-49
10. The Rhythm Method 39-49
11. Jizz Moppers 37-51
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12. Crardawgs 27-61 (Eliminated)

Game 88 Finals

Kelly Leak 53.5
The Cluck Bucket 49.5

Jim Thome
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Twisted Testicles 52.5
Crardawgs 21

Alfonso Soriano
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Innocent Until Proven Filthy 74.5
Junebug 27.5

Mark DeRosa
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Big Mac Attack 24.5
GB2 Crew 19.5

Aaron Rowand
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The Rhythm Method 50
MGD 16.5

Jhonny Peralta
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Anal All Stars 69.5
Jizz Moppers 28

Albert Pujols


BOX SCORES

Game 87 Finals

Kelly Leak 64
The Cluck Bucket 48.5

Jason Bay
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Crardawgs 56
Twisted Testicles 45

Placido Polanco
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Innocent Until Proven Filthy 45
Junebug 34.5

Carlos Quentin
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GB2 Crew 52
Big Mac Attack 42

Raul Ibanez
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The Rhythm Method 46
MGD 17.5

Jhonny Peralta
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Anal All Stars 62.5
Jizz Moppers 19.5

Albert Pujols


BOX SCORES

Monday, August 4, 2008

Playoff Picture

Standings as of 8/4


1. Kelly Leak 57-29 (clinched playoff spot)
2. Anal All Stars 48-38
3. Junebug 46-40
4. Twisted Testicles 54-32
5. The Cluck Bucket 46-40
6. Innocent Until Proven Filthy 45-41
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7. GB2 Crew 41-45
8. Big Mac Attack 40-46
9. Miller Genuine Draft 39-47
10. Jizz Moppers 37-49
11. The Rhythm Method 37-49
12. Crardawgs 26-60 (eliminated from playoffs)

Game 86 Finals

Kelly Leak 36.5
Jizz Moppers 20

Chase Utley
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Twisted Testicles 51
MGD 46

Mark Teixeira
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Innocent Until Proven Filthy 37.5
Crardawgs 31

Joey Votto
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GB2 Crew 40
Anal All Stars 29

Mike Aviles
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The Rhythm Method 52.5
Big Mac Attack 37.5

Xavier Nady
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The Cluck Bucket 60.5
Junebug 40

Manny Ramirez



BOX SCORES

Game 85 Finals

Kelly Leak 35.5
Jizz Moppers 20.5

Jason Bay
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MGD 40.5
Twisted Testicles 29.5

Ryan Howard
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Innocent Until Proven Filthy 66.5
Crardawgs 48

Prince Fielder
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Anal All Stars 43
GB2 Crew 29.5

Josh Willingham
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Big Mac Attack 50
The Rhythm Method 26

Kevin Youkilis
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Junebug 56.5
The Cluck Bucket 56

Matt Holliday




BOX SCORES

Friday, August 1, 2008

Game 84 Finals

Kelly Leak 45.5
Jizz Moppers 39.5

David Murphy
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Twisted Testicles 36.5
MGD 32.5

Joe Mauer/Josh Hamilton
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Innocent Until Proven Filthy 28.5
Crardawgs 23.5

Prince Fielder/Jay Bruce/Evan Longoria
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Anal All Stars 45.5
GB2 Crew 39.5

Ryan Ludwick
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Big Mac Attack 30
The Rhythm Method 8

Ken Griffey
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Junebug 28
The Cluck Bucket 24.5

Brad Hawpe



BOX SCORES

Game 83 Finals

Kelly Leak 52
Big Mac Attack 45

Miguel Cabrera
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Twisted Testicles 43.5
The Rhythm Method 26.5

Grady Sizemore
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MGD 70.5
Crardawgs 36.5

Bobby Abreu
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Jizz Moppers 66.5
GB2 Crew 38.5

Chase Utley
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Junebug 70
Anal All Stars 53

Carlos Quentin
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Innocent Until Proven Filthy 38.5
The Cluck Bucket 15.5

Prince Fielder



BOX SCORES