Sunday, September 21, 2008

CAN O'CORN SERIES GAME 4

Innocent Until Proven Filthy 39.5
Junebug 27.5

David DeJesus


Chris wins series 4-0

BOX

Saturday, September 20, 2008

CAN O'CORN SERIES GAME 3 FINAL

Innocent Until Proven Filthy 54.5
Junebug 38.5

JOEY VOTTO

Chris leads series 3-0

BOX

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

CAN O' CORN SERIES GAME 2 FINAL

Innocent Until Proven Filthy 52.5
Junebug 49

Carlos Beltran/Jorge Cantu

Chris leads series 2-0



BOX

CAN O' CORN SERIES GAME 1

Innocent Until Proven Filthy 44
Junebug 24.5

PRINCE FIELDER

Chris leads series 1-0


BOX

Monday, September 8, 2008

CAN O' CORN SERIES (Best of 7)

#5 JUNEBUG (61-49)

vs

#6 INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN FILTHY (59-51)
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

NEW SCHEDULE DUE TO HOUSTON/CUBS POSTPONEMENTS AND ALL THE RAINOUTS

Game 1: Tuesday 9/16
Game 2: Wednesday 9/17
Game 3: Friday 9/19
Game 4: Saturday 9/20
Game 5: Sunday 9/21
Game 6: Tuesday 9/23
Game 7: Wednesday 9/24

Semi Finals, Game 5 Finals

Innocent Until Proven Filthy 47
Kelly Leak 29

Chase Headley

Chris wins series 4-1
---------------------------------------

Junebug 39
Anal All Stars 27

Aubrey Huff

Bug wins series 4-1

BOX SCORES

Sunday, September 7, 2008

Semi Finals Game 4 Finals

Kelly Leak 54.5
Innocent Until Proven Filthy 29.5

Magglio Ordonez


Chris leads series 3-1
--------------------------------------


Junebug 39.5
Anal All Stars 38

Curtis Granderson

Bug leads series 3-1


BOX SCORES

Saturday, September 6, 2008

Semi Finals, Game 3 Finals

Innocent Until Proven Filthy 54.5
Kelly Leak 27

Jay Bruce

Chris leads series 3-0
---------------------------------------------

Anal All Stars 35.5
Junebug 18

Ryan Doumit

Bug leads series 2-1


BOX SCORES

Thursday, September 4, 2008

Semi Finals Game 2 Finals

Innocent Until Proven Filthy 42
Kelly Leak 29

Joey Votto


Chris leads series 2-0

-----------------------------------------------

Junebug 44.5
Anal All Stars 41.5

Alex Rodriguez

Bug leads series 2-0



BOX SCORES

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Semi Finals Game 1 Finals

Innocent Until Proven Filthy 48.5
Kelly Leak 33

Carlos Beltran

Chris leads series 1-0
-----------------------------------------

Junebug 66.5
Anal All Stars 20.5

Jeff Francoeur

Bug leads series 1-0



BOX SCORES

Sunday, August 31, 2008

SEMI FINAL MATCHUPS

Game 1: TUE 9/2
Game 2: WED 9/3
Game 3: FRI 9/5
Game 4: SAT 9/6
Game 5: SUN 9/7 (if necessary)
Game 6: TUE 9/9 (if necessary)
Game 7: WED 9/10 (if necessary)


#1 Kelly Leak (65-35) vs. #6 Innocent Until Proven Filthy (55-50)

#2 Anal All Stars (58-42) vs. #5 Junebug (57-48)

Game 5 Finals

Innocent Until Proven Filthy 43
The Cluck Bucket 28.5

Joey Votto

Chris wins series 3-2
----------------------------------------------

Junebug 28
Twisted Testicles 24

Alex Rodriguez


Bug wins series 3-2


BOX SCORES

Game 4 Finals

The Cluck Bucket 35
Innocent Until Proven Filthy 33.5

Manny Ramirez


SERIES TIED 2-2
--------------------------------------------

Junebug 62.5
Twisted Testicles 30.5

Aubrey Huff


SERIES TIED 2-2



BOX SCORES

Saturday, August 30, 2008

Game 3 Finals

Innocent Until Proven Filthy 45.5
The Cluck Bucket 41

Carlos Beltran


Chris leads series 2-1
--------------------------------------------------

Twisted Testicles 57
Junebug 37

Joe Mauer

Bare leads series 2-1




BOX SCORES

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Game 2

The Cluck Bucket 53
Innocent Until Proven Filthy 41 (2 OT)

Kelly Shoppach (#2 backup)


SERIES TIED 1-1

--------------------------------------------

Junebug 42
Twisted Testicles 36

Aubrey Huff

SERIES TIED 1-1


BOX SCORES

Game 1 Finals

BEST OF FIVE


Innocent Until Proven Filthy 43
The Cluck Bucket 40.5

Prince Fielder, Jack Wilson, Kelly Shoppach

Chris leads series 1-0

-----------------------------------------------------

Twisted Testicles 55.5
Junebug 21.5

Ryan Howard, John Lackey

Bare leads series 1-0


BOX SCORES

Sunday, August 24, 2008

PLAYOFFS 2008

First off, Congratulations to Nick and Mike, Danny and Matt, and myself for winning $50 for a division championship. And congratulations to Bare for taking home $100 for winning the points title over me by 15 lousy points. Had I decided to start Vernon Wells on Saturday, the points title would have been mine (if I hadn't replaced Pat Burrell :) ).

Now, on to the tournament to see who the big winners are. Second place takes home $300...and the champion takes home $600.

First round is best of five, the semi finals is best of seven, and the Series O' Corn is best of seven.

****TRANSACTIONS****For those of you lucky enough to still be alive, you can make player pick ups until the first game starts on Tuesday 8/26. After that, all rosters are frozen. This includes DL players. If you want to use any players you currently have on the DL, you must activate them and make a subsequent cut. No exceptions. Make sure you look over your rosters and identify any problems you may stumble on to NOW.

Those who are eliminated, players pick ups are no longer an option for you until next April.


FIRST ROUND
--------------------

GAME 1: TUESDAY 8/26
GAME 2: WEDNESDAY 8/27
GAME 3: FRIDAY 8/29
GAME 4 (if necessary): SATURDAY 8/30
GAME 5 (if necessary): SUNDAY 8/31

The semi final round will not start until Tuesday 9/2, regardless of how the first round plays out.


HERE ARE YOUR FIRST ROUND MATCHUPS:
-----------------------------------------------------------

#3 THE CLUCK BUCKET (55-45)

Players to watch: Aramis Ramirez, Manny Ramirez, Jim Thome

VS

#6 INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN FILTHY (52-48)

Players to watch: Prince Fielder, Vladimir Guerrero, Carlos Beltran
****************************************************

#4 TWISTED TESTICLES (61-39)

Players to watch: Ryan Howard, Josh Hamilton, Alfonso Soriano

VS

#5 JUNEBUG (54-46)

Players to watch: Alex Rodriguez, Carlos Quentin, Matt Holliday

Game 100 Finals

Kelly Leak 71
Anal All Stars 63

Pat Burrell
-----------------------------

The Cluck Bucket 65.5
Crardawgs 31.5

Aramis Ramirez
-----------------------------

Innocent Until Proven Filthy 45.5
MGD 43.5

Jay Bruce/Jason Giambi
------------------------------

Junebug 44.5
Twisted Testicles 39

Matt Holliday
------------------------------

Big Mac Attack 26.5
Jizz Moppers 17.5

Miguel Cabrera
------------------------------

GB2 Crew 36
The Rhythm Method 15

Ryan Braun



BOX SCORES

Saturday, August 23, 2008

Playoff Scenarios (With One Regular Season Game to Play)

1. Kelly Leak (LOCKED at #1)
2. Anal All Stars (LOCKED at #2)
----
3. The Cluck Bucket (wins division and #3 seed with win or Junebug loss, w/loss and Bug win, #5)
4. Twisted Testicles (LOCKED at #4)
5. Junebug (wins division and #3 with win and Cluck Bucket loss, otherwise #5)
6. Innocent Until Proven Filthy (LOCKED at #6)


POINTS RACE ($100)

Bare 4577
Nate 4530

Game 99 Finals

Anal All Stars 50.5
Kelly Leak 42

Brandon Phillips/JJ Hardy
----------------------

Crardawgs 67.5
The Cluck Bucket 13

Ronnie Belliard
----------------------

MGD 38.5
Innocent Until Proven Filthy 38

Mark DeRosa
----------------------

Junebug 48
Twisted Testicles 46 (OT)

Carlos Pena
----------------------

Big Mac Attack 55
Jizz Moppers 39

Miguel Cabrera
----------------------

The Rhythm Method 52
GB2 Crew 51

Dustin Pedroia





BOX SCORES

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Playoff Picture, 2 games left to play

1. Kelly Leak (LOCKED IN AT #1, BYE)
2. Anal All Stars (LOCKED IN AT #2, BYE)
---
3. The Cluck Bucket (needs one win, or one Junebug loss to clinch division, #3 seed)
4. Twisted Testicles (LOCKED IN AT #4
5. Junebug 52-46
6. Innocent Until Proven Filthy 51-47


POINTS RACE ($100)

Bare 4531
Nate 4488

Game 98 Finals

The Cluck Bucket 65
Kelly Leak 46.5

AJ Pierzynski
-------------------------------

Twisted Testicles 35.5
Crardawgs 25.5

Josh Hamilton
-------------------------------

The Rhythm Method 52
MGD 50

Melvin Mora
--------------------------------

Junebug 30
Innocent Until Proven Filthy 12
---------------------------------

Anal All Stars 65
Jizz Moppers 36.5

Ryan Doumit
---------------------------------

GB2 Crew 60
Big Mac Attack 45.5

Ken Griffey



BOX SCORES

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

PLAYOFFS, MISC.

The playoff field of six is set. Still some seedings to be determined. Here is where we stand as of Wednesday AM.


1. Kelly Leak 64-33 (LOCKED IN AS #1 SEED, HAS FIRST ROUND BYE)
2. Anal All Stars 56-41 (essentially clinched #2 seed and bye)
---
3. The Cluck Bucket 53-44 (Magic number to clinch division is 2)
4. Twisted Testicles 60-37 (LOCKED IN AS #4 SEED)
5. Junebug 51-46
6. Innocent Until Proven Filthy 51-46



POINTS RACE ($100)

TWISTED TESTICLES 4495.5
KELLY LEAK 4442

Game 97 Finals

The Cluck Bucket 45
Kelly Leak 24.5

Brad Hawpe
-------------------------

Twisted Testicles 72
Crardawgs 43

Matt Joyce
-------------------------

MGD 53.5
The Rhythm Method 28.5

Adam Dunn
-------------------------

Junebug 46.5
Innocent Until Proven Filthy 42

Matt Holliday
-------------------------

Anal All Stars 46
Jizz Moppers 37

Rich Harden
-------------------------

Big Mac Attack 46.5
GB2 Crew 42

Kevin Youkilis


BOX SCORES

Sunday, August 17, 2008

PLAYOFF PICTURE

1. Kelly Leak 64-32 (Clinched #1 Seed, First Round Bye, C Division Championship)
2. Anal All Stars 55-41 (Clinched Playoff Berth)
----
3. The Cluck Bucket 52-44 (Clinched Playoff Berth)
4. Twisted Testicles 59-37 (Clinched Playoff Berth, 4th Seed)
5. Innocent Until Proven Filthy 51-45
6. Junebug 50-46
---------

7. GB2 Crew 47-49


**EVERYONE ELSE ELIMINATED FROM PLAYOFFS

Game 96 Finals

Twisted Testicles 42.5
Kelly Leak 39.5

Ian Stewart
------------------------------------

GB2 Crew 66
Crardawgs 51

Alex Rios
------------------------------------

MGD 107.5
Jizz Moppers 21.5

Melvin Mora
------------------------------------

Junebug 88.5
The Rhythm Method 54.5

Alex Rodriguez/Luke Scott
-------------------------------------

Anal All Stars 47
Innocent Until Proven Filthy 34

Brandon Phillips
-------------------------------------

The Cluck Bucket 57.5
Big Mac Attack 47.5

Manny Ramirez


BOX SCORES

Game 95 Finals...Playoff Picture

Twisted Testicles 53.5
Kelly Leak 28.5

Joe Mauer
-------------------------------

GB2 Crew 61.5
Crardawgs 56.5

Alex Rios
-------------------------------

Jizz Moppers 39
MGD 37

Hanley Ramirez
--------------------------------

The Rhythm Method 26
Junebug 17.5

Justin Morneau/Matt Holliday
--------------------------------

Anal All Stars 74
Innocent Until Proven Filthy 29

Albert Pujols
--------------------------------

The Cluck Bucket 38
Big Mac Attack 29

Chris Young


BOX SCORES


=================

Playoff Picture

1. Kelly Leak 64-31 (CLINCHED #1 SEED)
2. Anal All Stars 54-41 (CLINCHED PLAYOFFS)
----
3. The Cluck Bucket 51-44
4. Twisted Testicles 58-37 (CLINCHED PLAYOFFS, #4 SEED)
5. Innocent Until Proven Filthy 51-44
6. Junebug 49-46
-------------

7. GB2 Crew 46-49
8. Big Mac Attack 45-50

EVERYONE ELSE ELIMINATED

Saturday, August 16, 2008

Game 94 Finals...Up to the minute Playoff Picture

Kelly Leak 44.5
Twisted Testicles 31

Russell Martin
------------------------

GB2 Crew 36.5
Crardawgs 25.5

Matt Garza
------------------------

MGD 52.5
Jizz Moppers 30

Melvin Mora
-----------------------

Junebug 47.5
The Rhythm Method 40

Carlos Pena
-----------------------

Innocent Until Proven Filthy 41
Anal All Stars 23

Mark DeRosa
----------------------

The Cluck Bucket 63
Big Mac Attack 42.5

Casey Blake
---------------------

BOX SCORES





PLAYOFF PICTURE
--------------------------

1. Kelly Leak 64-30 (Clinched Division 3, Clinched #1 Seed, First Round Bye)
2. Anal All Stars 53-41 (Clinched Playoff Spot)
----
3. The Cluck Bucket 50-44
4. Twisted Testicles 57-37 (Clinched Playoff Spot)
5. Innocent Until Proven Filthy 51-43
6. Junebug 49-45
---------

7. GB2 Crew 45-49
8. Big Mac Attack 45-49
9. Miller Genuine Draft 43-51

EVERYONE ELSE ELIMINATED

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Playoff Picture

1. Kelly Leak 63-30 (CLINCHED PLAYOFF BERTH)
2. Anal All Stars 53-40 (CLINCHED PLAYOFF BERTH)
---
3. The Cluck Bucket 49-44
4. Twisted Testicles 57-36 (CLINCHED PLAYOFF BERTH)
5. Innocent Until Proven Filthy 50-43
6. Junebug 48-45
---------
7. Big Mac Attack 45-48
8. GB2 Crew 44-49
9. Miller Genuine Draft 42-51
----------------------------------------
10. Jizz Moppers 40-53 (ELIMINATED FROM PLAYOFFS)
11. The Rhythm Method 40-53 (ELIMINATED FROM PLAYOFFS)
12. Crardawgs 27-66 (ELIMINATED FROM PLAYOFFS)

Game 93 Finals

Kelly Leak 72
GB2 Crew 42

Geovanny Soto
----------------------

Big Mac Attack 37.5
Crardawgs 33

Raul Ibanez
----------------------

Innocent Until Proven Filthy 70.5
Jizz Moppers 46

Jim Edmonds
-----------------------

Junebug 60
MGD 24

Aubrey Huff
-----------------------

Anal All Stars 29.5
The Rhythm Method 27.5

Troy Glaus
-----------------------

The Cluck Bucket 46.5
Twisted Testicles 45

Brad Hawpe




BOX SCORES

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Game 92 Finals

GB2 Crew 64.5
Kelly Leak 42.5

Dustin Pedroia
-----------------------------

Big Mac Attack 72
Crardawgs 29.5

Kevin Youkilis
----------------------------

Jizz Moppers 80.5
Innocent Until Proven Filthy 43

David Ortiz
----------------------------

MGD 54.5
Junebug 24.5

Ian Kinsler
----------------------------

Anal All Stars 60
The Rhythm Method 38

Xavier Nady
-----------------------------

Twisted Testicles 50.5
The Cluck Bucket 44.5

AJ Pierzynski



BOX SCORES

Sunday, August 10, 2008

Playoff Picture

1. Kelly Leak 62-29 (Clinched Playoff Berth)
2. Anal All Stars 51-40
-----
3. The Cluck Bucket 48-43
4. Twisted Testicles 56-35 (Clinched Playoff Berth)
5. Innocent Until Proven Filthy 49-42
6. Junebug 47-44
---------------
7. GB2 Crew 43-48
8. Big Mac Attack 43-48
9. Miller Genuine Draft 41-50
10. The Rhythm Method 40-51
11. Jizz Moppers 39-52
----
12. Crardawgs 27-64 **ELIMINATED

Game 91 Finals

Kelly Leak 61
Crardawgs 36

Dan Uggla
-------------------------

Twisted Testicles 44.5
Big Mac Attack 30

Josh Hamilton
-------------------------

Jizz Moppers 49
Junebug 48.5

Chase Utley
-------------------------

MGD 50.5
GB2 Crew 44.5

Ian Kinsler
-------------------------

Innocent Until Proven Filthy 18
The Rhythm Method 15.5

Mark DeRosa
--------------------------

The Cluck Bucket 52.5
Anal All Stars 40.5

Brad Hawpe



BOX SCORES

Game 90 Finals

Kelly Leak 49.5
Crardawgs 44.5

Nick Markakis
--------------------------

Big Mac Attack 62
Twisted Testicles 45

Miguel Cabrera
--------------------------

Junebug 62
Jizz Moppers 34

Brian McCann
--------------------------

MGD 41.5
GB2 Crew 34.5

Adrian Gonzalez
--------------------------

Innocent Until Proven Filthy 61.5
The Rhythm Method 56

Troy Glaus
---------------------------

The Cluck Bucket 46.5
Anal All Stars 38.5

Albert Pujols


BOX SCORES

Saturday, August 9, 2008

Game 89 Finals

Kelly Leak 45
Crardawgs 15

CC Sabathia
--------------------------

Big Mac Attack 37.5
Twisted Testicles 26.5

Casey Kotchman
--------------------------

Jizz Moppers 58.5
Junebug 46

Jim Edmonds
---------------------------

GB2 Crew 48
MGD 25.5

Dustin Pedroia
----------------------------

The Rhythm Method 41.5
Innocent Until Proven Filthy 26

Ben Molina
----------------------------

Anal All Stars 53.5
The Cluck Bucket 26.5

Carlos Lee


BOX SCORES

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Playoff Picture

1. Kelly Leak 59-29 (CLINCHED PLAYOFF BERTH)
2. Anal All Stars 50-38
--
3. Junebug 46-42
4. Twisted Testicles 55-33 (CLINCHED PLAYOFF BERTH)
5. Innocent Until Proven Filthy 47-41
6. The Cluck Bucket 46-42
--------
7. GB2 Crew 42-46
8. Big Mac Attack 41-47
9. Miller Genuine Draft 39-49
10. The Rhythm Method 39-49
11. Jizz Moppers 37-51
------------------------------------------
12. Crardawgs 27-61 (Eliminated)

Game 88 Finals

Kelly Leak 53.5
The Cluck Bucket 49.5

Jim Thome
--------------------------------

Twisted Testicles 52.5
Crardawgs 21

Alfonso Soriano
--------------------------------

Innocent Until Proven Filthy 74.5
Junebug 27.5

Mark DeRosa
--------------------------------

Big Mac Attack 24.5
GB2 Crew 19.5

Aaron Rowand
---------------------------------

The Rhythm Method 50
MGD 16.5

Jhonny Peralta
----------------------------------

Anal All Stars 69.5
Jizz Moppers 28

Albert Pujols


BOX SCORES

Game 87 Finals

Kelly Leak 64
The Cluck Bucket 48.5

Jason Bay
-----------------------------

Crardawgs 56
Twisted Testicles 45

Placido Polanco
-----------------------------

Innocent Until Proven Filthy 45
Junebug 34.5

Carlos Quentin
------------------------------

GB2 Crew 52
Big Mac Attack 42

Raul Ibanez
------------------------------

The Rhythm Method 46
MGD 17.5

Jhonny Peralta
-----------------------------

Anal All Stars 62.5
Jizz Moppers 19.5

Albert Pujols


BOX SCORES

Monday, August 4, 2008

Playoff Picture

Standings as of 8/4


1. Kelly Leak 57-29 (clinched playoff spot)
2. Anal All Stars 48-38
3. Junebug 46-40
4. Twisted Testicles 54-32
5. The Cluck Bucket 46-40
6. Innocent Until Proven Filthy 45-41
----------
7. GB2 Crew 41-45
8. Big Mac Attack 40-46
9. Miller Genuine Draft 39-47
10. Jizz Moppers 37-49
11. The Rhythm Method 37-49
12. Crardawgs 26-60 (eliminated from playoffs)

Game 86 Finals

Kelly Leak 36.5
Jizz Moppers 20

Chase Utley
-----------------------------

Twisted Testicles 51
MGD 46

Mark Teixeira
-----------------------------

Innocent Until Proven Filthy 37.5
Crardawgs 31

Joey Votto
-----------------------------

GB2 Crew 40
Anal All Stars 29

Mike Aviles
------------------------------

The Rhythm Method 52.5
Big Mac Attack 37.5

Xavier Nady
-------------------------------

The Cluck Bucket 60.5
Junebug 40

Manny Ramirez



BOX SCORES

Game 85 Finals

Kelly Leak 35.5
Jizz Moppers 20.5

Jason Bay
------------------

MGD 40.5
Twisted Testicles 29.5

Ryan Howard
------------------

Innocent Until Proven Filthy 66.5
Crardawgs 48

Prince Fielder
------------------

Anal All Stars 43
GB2 Crew 29.5

Josh Willingham
------------------

Big Mac Attack 50
The Rhythm Method 26

Kevin Youkilis
-------------------

Junebug 56.5
The Cluck Bucket 56

Matt Holliday




BOX SCORES

Friday, August 1, 2008

Game 84 Finals

Kelly Leak 45.5
Jizz Moppers 39.5

David Murphy
-------------------------------

Twisted Testicles 36.5
MGD 32.5

Joe Mauer/Josh Hamilton
-------------------------------

Innocent Until Proven Filthy 28.5
Crardawgs 23.5

Prince Fielder/Jay Bruce/Evan Longoria
-------------------------------

Anal All Stars 45.5
GB2 Crew 39.5

Ryan Ludwick
-------------------------------

Big Mac Attack 30
The Rhythm Method 8

Ken Griffey
-------------------------------

Junebug 28
The Cluck Bucket 24.5

Brad Hawpe



BOX SCORES

Game 83 Finals

Kelly Leak 52
Big Mac Attack 45

Miguel Cabrera
------------------------------

Twisted Testicles 43.5
The Rhythm Method 26.5

Grady Sizemore
------------------------------

MGD 70.5
Crardawgs 36.5

Bobby Abreu
------------------------------

Jizz Moppers 66.5
GB2 Crew 38.5

Chase Utley
------------------------------

Junebug 70
Anal All Stars 53

Carlos Quentin
-------------------------------

Innocent Until Proven Filthy 38.5
The Cluck Bucket 15.5

Prince Fielder



BOX SCORES

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Game 82 Finals

Big Mac Attack 30
Kelly Leak 29

Miguel Cabrera
------------------------------

Twisted Testicles 55
The Rhythm Method 28

Jhonny Peralta
------------------------------

MGD 34.5
Crardawgs 34

Bobby Abreu
------------------------------

GB2 Crew 32
Jizz Moppers 27

Carlos Delgado
-------------------------------

Anal All Stars 57
Junebug 52.5

Aubrey Huff
--------------------------------

The Cluck Bucket 47
Innocent Until Proven Filthy 28

Kosuke Fukudome/Aramis Ramirez



BOX SCORES

Sunday, July 27, 2008

Game 81 Finals

Kelly Leak 61.5
MGD 47

David Wright
---------------------------

The Cluck Bucket 33.5
The Rhythm Method 31

Manny Ramirez
---------------------------

Anal All Stars 30
Crardawgs 15.5

Jermaine Dye
----------------------------

Jizz Moppers 49
Twisted Testicles 47

Garret Atkins
----------------------------

Big Mac Attack 35.5
Junebug 24

Jimmy Rollins
----------------------------

GB2 Crew 65
Innocent Until Proven Filthy 53

Kurt Suzuki



BOX SCORES

Game 80 Finals

Kelly Leak 63
MGD 62.5 (OT)

Magglio Ordonez
---------------------------------

The Rhythm Method 57
The Cluck Bucket 40

Aramis Ramirez
---------------------------------

Anal All Stars 83.5
Crardawgs 39

Alex Rios
---------------------------------

Twisted Testicles 70
Jizz Moppers 43.5

Carlos Delgado
---------------------------------

Junebug 70.5
Big Mac Attack 51

Robinson Cano
---------------------------------

GB2 Crew 62.5
Innocent Until Proven Filthy 15.5

Adrian Gonzalez




BOX SCORES

Saturday, July 26, 2008

Game 79 Finals

Kelly Leak 57
MGD 37

Michael Young
------------------------------

The Rhythm Method 38.5
The Cluck Bucket 28.5

Brad Hawpe
------------------------------

Anal All Stars 31
Crardawgs 30

Jermaine Dye
------------------------------

Twisted Testicles 66
Jizz Moppers 32

Josh Hamilton
------------------------------

Junebug 61
Big Mac Attack 38

Brian McCann
------------------------------

GB2 Crew 56.5
Innocent Until Proven Filthy 27

Adrian Gonzalez



BOX SCORES

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Game 78 Finals

Kelly Leak 72
Junebug 60.5

Carlos Quentin
-----------------------

The Cluck Bucket 48
Jizz Moppers 23.5

Jim Thome
------------------------

MGD 48.5
Anal All Stars 40.5

Adam Dunn
------------------------

GB2 Crew 56
Twisted Testicles 44.5

Ryan Braun
------------------------

The Rhythm Method 40.5
Crardawgs 28

Howie Kendrick
------------------------

Big Mac Attack 61.5
Innocent Until Proven Filthy 17

Casey Kotchman



BOX SCORES

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Game 77 Finals

Kelly Leak 38.5
Junebug 22

Nick Markakis
----------------------------

Jizz Moppers 38
The Cluck Bucket 30

Brad Hawpe
----------------------------

MGD 57
Anal All Stars 56.5

Bobby Abreu
----------------------------

GB2 Crew 28
Twisted Testicles 27.5

Grady Sizemore
-----------------------------

Crardawgs 45.5
The Rhythm Method 43

Ben Molina
-----------------------------

Innocent Until Proven Filthy 42
Big Mac Attack 31

Kurt Suzuki/Jimmy Rollins


BOX SCORES

Sunday, July 20, 2008

Game 76 Finals

Innocent Until Proven Filthy 34.5
Kelly Leak 23.5

Magglio Ordonez
----------------------------------------------

The Rhythm Method 51
Jizz Moppers 34.5

Troy Glaus
----------------------------------------------

Twisted Testicles 58.5
Anal All Stars 49

Mark Teixeira
----------------------------------------------

GB2 Crew 54
The Cluck Bucket 33.5

Ryan Braun
-----------------------------------------------

Junebug 42.5
Crardawgs 38

Alex Rios
-----------------------------------------------

Big Mac Attack 42
MGD 34

Adam Dunn


BOX SCORES

Game 75 Finals

Kelly Leak 54.5
Innocent Until Proven Filthy 45.5

Pat Burrell
-------------------------------------

The Rhythm Method 54
Jizz Moppers 40.5

Justin Morneau
--------------------------------------

Anal All Stars 38.5
Twisted Testicles 34.5

Joe Mauer
---------------------------------------

GB2 Crew 47
The Cluck Bucket 22

Ichiro Suzuki
----------------------------------------

Crardawgs 56.5
Junebug 34

Evan Longoria
----------------------------------------

Big Mac Attack 64
MGD 28

Miguel Cabrera




BOX SCORES

Saturday, July 19, 2008

Game 74 Finals

Innocent Until Proven Filthy 52.5
Kelly Leak 43

Prince Fielder
----------------------------------------

The Rhythm Method 57.5
Jizz Moppers 35.5

Luke Scott
-----------------------------------------

Anal All Stars 63.5
Twisted Testicles 38.5

Ryan Ludwick
-----------------------------------------

The Cluck Bucket 36
GB2 Crew 24.5

Manny Ramirez
-----------------------------------------

Junebug 79
Crardawgs 16

Alex Rodriguez
----------------------------------------

Big Mac Attack 63.5
MGD 25.5

Raul Ibanez





BOX SCORES

Sunday, July 13, 2008

Game 73 Finals

Kelly Leak 56
GB2 Crew 36.5

Pat Burrell
-----------------------------

Anal All Stars 61.5
The Rhythm Method 41.5

Jermaine Dye
-----------------------------

The Cluck Bucket 37.5
Twisted Testicles 27

Mark Teixeira
-----------------------------

Innocent Until Proven Filthy 48
Jizz Moppers 42

Carlos Beltran
-----------------------------

Crardawgs 29.5
Big Mac Attack 25.5

Orlando Cabrera
------------------------------

Junebug 40.5
MGD 34.5

Brian McCann


BOX SCORES

Game 72 Finals

GB2 Crew 48
Kelly Leak 42

Jason Bay
--------------------------

Anal All Stars 62
The Rhythm Method 48

Ryan Ludwick
---------------------------

Twisted Testicles 74.5
The Cluck Bucket 53.5

Jim Thome
---------------------------

Jizz Moppers 60.5
Innocent Until Proven Filthy 53

Jim Edmonds
---------------------------

Big Mac Attack 57
Crardawgs 27.5

Kevin Youkilis
---------------------------

MGD 53.5
Junebug 43

Adam Dunn


BOX SCORES

Saturday, July 12, 2008

Game 71 Finals

GB2 Crew 29.5
Kelly Leak 26

Ryan Braun
---------------------------

The Rhythm Method 51.5
Anal All Stars 21

Rick Ankiel
----------------------------

The Cluck Bucket 61.5
Twisted Testicles 37.5

Brian Roberts
----------------------------

Jizz Moppers 50
Innocent Until Proven Filthy 16.5

Roy Halladay
----------------------------

Big Mac Attack 25.5
Crardawgs 18

Cliff Lee
-----------------------------

Junebug 31
MGD 28.5

Jorge Cantu




BOX SCORES

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Game 70 Finals

Kelly Leak 53.5
Junebug 42

Carlos Quentin
---------------------------

The Rhythm Method 46
Crardawgs 37

Justin Morneau
---------------------------

Twisted Testicles 52
GB2 Crew 50

Dustin Pedroia
---------------------------

The Cluck Bucket 46
Jizz Moppers 39.5

Garret Atkins
----------------------------

Big Mac Attack 52.5
Innocent Until Proven Filthy 28

Kevin Youkilis
----------------------------

MGD 58.5
Anal All Stars 24.5

Hanley Ramirez



BOX SCORES

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Game 69 Finals

Kelly Leak 54.5
Junebug 39

Brian McCann
-----------------------------

The Rhythm Method 59.5
Crardawgs 30.5

Alex Rios
-----------------------------

Twisted Testicles 54
GB2 Crew 44

Nate McLouth
-----------------------------

The Cluck Bucket 64.5
Jizz Moppers 31

Manny Ramirez
------------------------------

Big Mac Attack 48
Innocent Until Proven Filthy 45

Miguel Cabrera
-------------------------------

Anal All Stars 44.5
MGD 17

Carlos Lee


BOX SCORES

Sunday, July 6, 2008

Game 68 Finals

Twisted Testicles 57.5
Kelly Leak 38.5

Corey Hart
------------------------------------

The Rhythm Method 23.5
Junebug 20.5

Jhonny Peralta/Alex Rodriguez
-------------------------------------

Anal All Stars 76.5
GB2 Crew 53.5

JJ Hardy
-------------------------------------

The Cluck Bucket 40
Big Mac Attack 31

Brian Roberts
-------------------------------------

Innocent Until Proven Filthy 40
Crardawgs 29.5

Carlos Beltran
-------------------------------------

MGD 53
Jizz Moppers 51.5 (OT)

Cody Ross


BOX SCORES

Game 67 Finals

Twisted Testicles 66.5
Kelly Leak 25

Grady Sizemore
-----------------------------------

Junebug 58.5
The Rhythm Method 40.5

Matt Holliday
-----------------------------------

Anal All Stars 34.5
GB2 Crew 34

Brandon Phillips
------------------------------------

The Cluck Bucket 29
Big Mac Attack 22.5

Brad Hawpe
------------------------------------

Crardawgs 43
Innocent Until Proven Filthy 39.5 (OT)

Vladimir Guerrero
-------------------------------------

Jizz Moppers 46.5
MGD 24

Cody Ross



BOX SCORES

Thursday, July 3, 2008

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY

No game on Friday July 4th. (Still playing the team you played on Tue/Wed.

Scores etc, for Saturday and Sunday games will be done sometime Sunday PM.

Have a nice holiday weekend.

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Game 66 Finals

Twisted Testicles 76
Kelly Leak 41

Grady Sizemore
-----------------------------

The Rhythm Method 45.5
Junebug 44

Troy Glaus
-----------------------------

Anal All Stars 57.5
GB2 Crew 52.5

Dustin Pedroia
-----------------------------

The Cluck Bucket 51
Big Mac Attack 32

AJ Pierzynski
-----------------------------

Innocent Until Proven Filthy 38.5
Crardawgs 24.5

Jay Bruce
-----------------------------

MGD 85
Jizz Moppers 46.5

Jason Giambi


BOX SCORES

Game 65 Finals

Kelly Leak 68
Twisted Testicles 16.5

Russell Martin
----------------------------

The Rhythm Method 29.5
Junebug 18.5

Rick Ankiel
-----------------------------

GB2 Crew 53.5
Anal All Stars 32

Adrian Beltre
------------------------------

The Cluck Bucket 35.5
Big Mac Attack 22

Brian Roberts
-------------------------------

Crardawgs 29.5
Innocent Until Proven Filthy 26

Alex Gordon
--------------------------------

MGD 35.5
Jizz Moppers 30.5

Hanley Ramirez



BOX SCORES

Sunday, June 29, 2008

REMINDER

TRADING DEADLINE is Tuesday 7/1 @ 12:00 AM....25 hours and 46 minutes as I type this.

Game 64 Finals

Big Mac Attack 32
Kelly Leak 25

Grady Sizemore
-----------------------------

The Rhythm Method 36
Twisted Testicles 34

Luke Scott
-----------------------------

Jizz Moppers 40
GB2 Crew 36

Dustin Pedroia
-----------------------------

The Cluck Bucket 13.5
Innocent Until Proven Filthy 11 (No, that's not a typo)

Manny Ramirez
-------------------------------


MGD 37.5
Crardawgs 18

Adam Dunn
------------------------------

Anal All Stars 38.5
Junebug 20.5

Albert Pujols


BOX SCORES

Game 63 Finals

Kelly Leak 60.5
Big Mac Attack 23.5

Michael Young
-------------------------------

The Rhythm Method 39.5
Twisted Testicles 38.5

Mark Teixeira
-------------------------------

GB2 Crew 42
Jizz Moppers 29

Chase Utley
-------------------------------

The Cluck Bucket 45
Innocent Until Proven Filthy 31.5

Chris Young
-------------------------------

MGD 64.5
Crardawgs 29.5

Mike Lowell
-------------------------------

Anal All Stars 45
Junebug 41

Jermaine Dye



BOX SCORES

Saturday, June 28, 2008

Game 62 Finals

Big Mac Attack 57
Kelly Leak 37

Grady Sizemore
---------------------------------

Twisted Testicles 59.5
The Rhythm Method 22

Mark Teixeira
---------------------------------

Jizz Moppers 51.5
GB2 Crew 40

Adrian Beltre
---------------------------------

Innocent Until Proven Filthy 40.5
The Cluck Bucket 21

Carlos Beltran
---------------------------------

Crardawgs 51.5
MGD 47.5

Alex Gordon
---------------------------------

Junebug 53.5
Anal All Stars 38

Curtis Granderson



BOX SCORES

Thursday, June 26, 2008

Game 61 Finals

Kelly Leak 44.5
The Rhythm Method 34

Rick Ankiel
-----------------------------

Big Mac Attack 43.5
Anal All Stars 38

Ken Griffey/Derek Jeter
-----------------------------

Crardawgs 41.5
Jizz Moppers 41

Evan Longoria
-----------------------------

Twisted Testicles 43
Innocent Until Proven Filthy 27

Jose Reyes
-----------------------------

MGD 70.5
The Cluck Bucket 38.5

Carl Crawford
-----------------------------

GB2 Crew 25
Junebug 23

Joba Chamberlain (I guess)


BOX SCORES

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Game 60 Finals

Kelly Leak 54
The Rhythm Method 32

Lance Berkman
------------------------------

Big Mac Attakc 46.5
Anal All Stars 43

Raul Ibanez
------------------------------

Crardawgs 54.5
Jizz Moppers 38.5

Alex Rios
-------------------------------

Twisted Testicles 42
Innocent Until Proven Filthy 12.5

Mark Teixeira
-------------------------------

MGD 44
The Cluck Bucket 39.5

Bobby Abreu
--------------------------------

Junebug 38.5
GB2 Crew 37

Dustin Pedroia


BOX SCORES

Monday, June 23, 2008

TRADING DEADLINE

TUESDAY JULY 1ST @ 12:00 AM (SO MONDAY NIGHT)

Game 59 Finals

Kelly Leak 63.5
Anal All Stars 52.5 (OT)

Magglio Ordonez
--------------------------------

Big Mac Attack 48.5
Jizz Moppers 34.5

Casey Kotchman
--------------------------------

Crardawgs 37
The Cluck Bucket 28

Aramis Ramirez
--------------------------------

Twisted Testicles 62.5
Junebug 31.5

Mark Teixeira
---------------------------------

Innocent Until Proven Filthy 52
MGD 47.5

Prince Fielder
----------------------------------

GB2 Crew 45
The Rhythm Method 25.5

Adrian Gonzalez



BOX SCORES

Saturday, June 21, 2008

Game 58 Finals

Anal All Stars 71
Kelly Leak 62.5

Jermaine Dye
--------------------------------------

Jizz Moppers 51
Big Mac Attack 17.5

Jim Edmonds
--------------------------------------

The Cluck Bucket 56.5
Crardawgs 20

Aramis Ramirez
--------------------------------------

Junebug 41
Twisted Testicles 35.5

Jose Guillen
---------------------------------------

Innocent Until Proven Filthy 44
MGD 39

Vladimir Guerrero
----------------------------------------

The Rhythm Method 43
GB2 Crew 21.5

Troy Glaus



BOX SCORES

Game 57 Finals

Kelly Leak 30
Anal All Stars 28.5

Dan Uggla
--------------------------

Big Mac Attack 38
Jizz Moppers 20

Raul Ibanez/Derrek Lee
---------------------------

The Cluck Bucket 50.5
Crardawgs 43

Aramis Ramirez
---------------------------

Junebug 24.5
Twisted Testicles 23.5

Jose Guillen
---------------------------

Innocent Until Proven Filthy 76
MGD 28.5

Kurt Suzuki
---------------------------

GB2 Crew 59
The Rhythm Method 45.5

Carlos Delgado



BOX SCORES

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Game 56 Finals

Kelly Leak 46
The Cluck Bucket 25

Chris Young
-------------------------

Anal All Stars 41.5
Jizz Moppers 33.5

JD Drew
-------------------------

Twisted Testicles 43.5
Crardawgs 39.5

Placido Polanco
-------------------------

Junebug 43.5
Innocent Until Proven Filthy 38.5

Alex Rodriguez
-------------------------

MGD 45.5
The Rhythm Method 28.5

Mike Lowell
-------------------------

GB2 Crew 35.5
Big Mac Attack 22

Adrian Gonzalez


BOX SCORES

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Game 55 Finals

The Cluck Bucket 37
Kelly Leak 29.5

Brad Hawpe
-------------------------------

Jizz Moppers 67
Anal All Stars 37

Ryan Braun
-------------------------------

Big Mac Attack 35
GB2 Crew 14.5

Raul Ibanez
-------------------------------

MGD 60
The Rhythm Method 44.5

Jason Giambi
-------------------------------

Twisted Testicles 47
Crardawgs 31

Orlando Cabrera
-------------------------------

Junebug 61
Innocent Until Proven Filthy 50.5

Brian McCann


BOX SCORES

Sunday, June 15, 2008

Game 54 Finals

Kelly Leak 33.5
The Rhythm Method 29.5

Troy Glaus
--------------------------------

Jizz Moppers 38
Crardawgs 37.5

Skip Schumaker
--------------------------------

Innocent Until Proven Filthy 46.5
Twisted Testicles 45

Ryan Howard
--------------------------------

GB2 Crew 44
Junebug 34

Alex Rodriguez
--------------------------------

The Cluck Bucket 41
MGD 38

Jorge Posada
--------------------------------

Big Mac Attack 61
Anal All Stars 36

JD Drew/Casey Kotchman


BOX SCORES

Game 53 Finals

Kelly Leak 34.5
The Rhythm Method 32

Nick Markakis/Pat Burrell/Xavier Nady
---------------------------------

Jizz Moppers 28.5
Crardawgs 19.5

Derrek Lee
----------------------------------

Innocent Until Proven Filthy 35.5
Twisted Testicles 27

David DeJesus
----------------------------------

Junebug 52
GB2 Crew 29.5

Alex Rodriguez
-----------------------------------

MGD 30
The Cluck Bucket 28.5

Brian Roberts
-----------------------------------

Anal All Stars 65.5
Big Mac Attack 35

Carlos Lee



BOX SCORES

Friday, June 13, 2008

Game 52 Finals

The Rhythm Method 41
Kelly Leak 23.5

Justin Morneau
---------------------------------

Big Mac Attack 30.5
Anal All Stars 14

Grady Sizemore
--------------------------------

Crardawgs 60.5
Jizz Moppers 27

Carlos Ruiz
-------------------------------

Twisted Testicles 60.5
Innocent Until Proven Filthy 33

Ryan Howard
--------------------------------

GB2 Crew 51
Junebug 21

Adrian Gonzalez
---------------------------------

The Cluck Bucket 42.5
MGD 36.5

Brad Hawpe




BOX SCORES

Thursday, June 12, 2008

Game 51 Finals

Kelly Leak 49.5
The Cluck Bucket 28.5

Corey Hart
--------------------------

Anal All Stars 51
Jizz Moppers 50

David Murphy
--------------------------

Twisted Testicles 35.5
Crardawgs 20.5

Russell Branyan
--------------------------

Innocent Until Proven Filthy 70
Junebug 62

Jorge Cantu
--------------------------

MGD 44.5
The Rhythm Method 29

Jason Giambi
--------------------------

Big Mac Attack 49
GB2 Crew 28

Grady Sizemore


BOX SCORES

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Game 50 Finals

Kelly Leak 72.5
The Cluck Bucket 47

Lance Berkman
----------------------------

Jizz Moppers 81
Anal All Stars 62

Ryan Ludwick
----------------------------

Crardawgs 49
Twisted Testicles 40

Dmitri Young
----------------------------

Junebug 42.5
Innocent Until Proven Filthy 38.5

Orlando Hudson
-----------------------------

Big Mac Attack 53
GB2 Crew 49

Ryan Doumit
------------------------------

MGD 38.5
The Rhythm Method 22

Hanley Ramirez



BOX SCORES:

http://spreadsheets.google.com/ccc?key=p9hUzTuQQee_HxzAlVaUIUw&hl=en

Sunday, June 8, 2008

Game 49 Finals

Twisted Testicles 49
Kelly Leak 36

Ryan Howard
-----------------------------

Anal All Stars 41
Innocent Until Proven Filthy 33

Mark DeRosa
-----------------------------

GB2 Crew 36.5
Crardawgs 16.5

Carlos Delgado
-----------------------------

The Cluck Bucket 42.5
Big Mac Attack 26

Paul Konerko
------------------------------

Junebug 45.5
The Rhythm Method 43.5

Luke Scott
------------------------------

MGD 82
Jizz Moppers 40

Hanley Ramirez


BOX SCORES:

http://spreadsheets.google.com/ccc?hl=en&key=p9hUzTuQQee87Z225184MJw

Saturday, June 7, 2008

Game 48 Finals

Kelly Leak 61.5
Twisted Testicles 57.5

Russell Martin
--------------------------------------

Anal All Stars 57.5
Innocent Until Proven Filthy 36

JD Drew
--------------------------------------

GB2 Crew 39
Crardawgs 33.5

Hunter Pence/Nate McLouth/Skip Fucking Schumaker
-------------------------------------

The Cluck Bucket 36.5
Big Mac Attack 32.5

Manny Ramirez
-------------------------------------

The Rhythm Method 66.5
Junebug 65

Jose Guillen
-------------------------------------

MGD 67.5
Jizz Moppers 27.5

Jorge Posada



BOX SCORES:

http://spreadsheets.google.com/ccc?hl=en&key=p9hUzTuQQee8yNvmRlqWFMw

Friday, June 6, 2008

Game 47 Finals

Twisted Testicles 48.5
Kelly Leak 24

Russell Branyan/Nick Markakis
-------------------------------------

Innocent Until Proven Filthy 30.5
Anal All Stars 26.5

Jay Bruce
--------------------------------------

Crardawgs 43
GB2 Crew 26.5

Evan Longoria
---------------------------------------

Big Mac Attack 39
The Cluck Bucket 24.5

Raul Ibanez
---------------------------------------

The Rhythm Method 45.5
Junebug 39.5

Joe Crede
---------------------------------------

MGD 46
Jizz Moppers 29

BJ Upton



BOX SCORES:
http://spreadsheets.google.com/ccc?key=p9hUzTuQQee-GjFzGxMLuSA&hl=en

Thursday, June 5, 2008

Game 46 Finals

Junebug 41.5
Kelly Leak 37.5 (OT)

Michael Y0ung
--------------------------

The Cluck Bucket 40.5
Jizz Moppers 36

Paul Konerko
---------------------------

Twisted Testicles 75.5
GB2 Crew 25

Milton Bradley
---------------------------

Anal All Stars 37.5
MGD 33

Hanley Ramirez
---------------------------

Crardawgs 41
The Rhythm Method 26

Jose Lopez (backup)
----------------------------

Innocent Until Proven Filthy 41
Big Mac Attack 34

Grady Sizemore




BOX SCORES:

http://spreadsheets.google.com/ccc?key=p9hUzTuQQee-WIdHCytLpKQ&hl=en

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Game 45 Finals

Kelly Leak 37
Junebug 35.5

Carlos Pena
-----------------------------

Jizz Moppers 67.5
The Cluck Bucket 30.5

David Murphy
------------------------------

Twisted Testicles 67.5
GB2 Crew 18

Milton Bradley
------------------------------

Anal All Stars 60
MGD 43

Chipper Jones
-------------------------------

The Rhythm Method 45
Crardawgs 37

Dan Uggla
-------------------------------

Innocent Until Proven Filthy 51.5
Big Mac Attack 28

Mark DeRosa


BOX SCORES:

http://spreadsheets.google.com/ccc?key=p9hUzTuQQee8Hsgg0q0E4Ig&hl=en

Sunday, June 1, 2008

Game 44 Finals

Kelly Leak 51.5
Crardawgs 19

David Wright
------------------------

Junebug 59
Jizz Moppers 41

Orlando Hudson/Jose Guillen
------------------------

The Cluck Bucket 38.5
Anal All Stars 28

Manny Ramirez
-------------------------

Twisted Testicles 63
Big Mac Attack 51

Raul Ibanez
-------------------------

GB2 Crew 54
MGD 51.5

Mike Lowell
-------------------------

Innocent Until Proven Filthy 52
The Rhythm Method 44

Luke Scott

Saturday, May 31, 2008

Game 43 Finals

Kelly Leak 53.5
Crardawgs 6.5

Brandon Webb
------------------------------

Junebug 39
Jizz Moppers 29 (OT)

Jeff Francoeur (backup)
------------------------------

The Cluck Bucket 45
Anal All Stars 43.5

Todd Helton
------------------------------

Twisted Testicles 55
Big Mac Attack 47

Alfonso Soriano/Ken Griffey
------------------------------

GB2 Crew 49
MGD 40

David Ortiz
------------------------------

Innocent Until Proven Filthy 47.5
The Rhythm Method 37.5

Jay Bruce



BOX SCORES:

http://spreadsheets.google.com/ccc?key=p9hUzTuQQee9-hVEk6S7_XQ&hl=en

Game 42 Finals

Kelly Leak 35.5
Crardawgs 15.5

Russell Martin
-------------------------

Junebug 50
Jizz Moppers 39

Ryan Braun
-------------------------

The Cluck Bucket 47
Anal All Stars 39

Kosuke Fukudome
-------------------------

Big Mac Attack 62.5
Twisted Testicles 44

Grady Sizemore
-------------------------

GB2 Crew 51.5
MGD 39.5

Adrian Beltre
-------------------------

Innocent Until Proven Filthy 54
The Rhythm Method 31.5

Mark DeRosa



BOX SCORES:

http://spreadsheets.google.com/ccc?key=p9hUzTuQQee-GEKoTzgWyCQ&hl=en

Thursday, May 29, 2008

Next Series 42-44

Friday, Saturday, Sunday


Mike/Nick (24-17) vs. Dan/Matt (20-21)

Crary (13-28) vs. Nate (28-13)

Chris (22-19) vs. Andy (17-24)

Tim (17-24) vs. Tom (17-24)

Mac (15-26) vs. Bare (27-14)

Bug (23-18) vs. Bill (23-18)

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Game 41 Finals

Innocent Until Proven Filthy 38.5
Kelly Leak 34.5

Joey Votto
-------------------------------

The Rhythm Method 38
Jizz Moppers 33.5

Chase Utley
-------------------------------

Twisted Testicles 24.5
Anal All Stars 15

Jose Reyes
-------------------------------

MGD 28
Big Mac Attack 19.5

Aaron Rowand
--------------------------------

The Cluck Bucket 42
GB2 Crew 7

Victor Martinez
-------------------------------

Junebug 44
Crardawgs 32.5

Carlos Quentin/Alex Gordon

BOX SCORES:

http://spreadsheets.google.com/ccc?key=p9hUzTuQQee_PZop_l3jgMw&hl=en

Game 40 Finals

Kelly Leak 34.5
Innocent Until Proven Filthy 26

Jay Bruce
--------------------------

The Rhythm Method 38.5
Jizz Moppers 34

Ben Molina
--------------------------

Twisted Testicles 47.5
Anal All Stars 46

Josh Hamilton
--------------------------

MGD 55
Big Mac Attack 45

Adam Dunn
--------------------------

The Cluck Bucket 49
GB2 Crew 46

Manny Ramirez
-------------------------

Crardawgs 31.5
Junebug 15.5

Miguel Tejada



BOX SCORES:

Monday, May 26, 2008

GOOGLE DOCS UP

If you look over above the standings, you will see ROSTERS as well as SCOREBOARD. The roster link will be updated all the time. But I'm not promising anything with the Scoreboard as of right now. We'll see how it goes.

Also, below the STANDINGS is one link for Game Dates and one for which teams play on those dates. Enjoy.

Game 39 Finals

Kelly Leak 43
Jizz Moppers 33.5

Pat Burrell
-------------------------

GB2 Crew 51
Anal All Stars 45

Adrian Gonzalez
-------------------------

The Rhythm Method 38.5
Big Mac Attack 37.5

Bengi Molina
-------------------------

Innocent Until Proven Filthy 35
Crardawgs 32.5

Evan Longoria
-------------------------

Junebug 56.5
The Cluck Bucket 44.5

Carlos Quentin
-------------------------

MGD 58.5
Twisted Testicles 39.5

Adam Dunn

Game 38 Finals

Kelly Leak 71
Jizz Moppers 28.5

Magglio Ordonez
---------------------------

Anal All Stars 38
GB2 Crew 27.5

Brandon Phillips
----------------------------

Big Mac Attack 41.5
The Rhythm Method 29.5

Robinson Cano
----------------------------

Crardawgs 57.5
Innocent Until Proven Filthy 37

Evan Longoria
----------------------------

Junebug 52
The Cluck Bucket 14

Carlos Pena
----------------------------

MGD 64.5
Twisted Testicles 48

Bobby Abreu

Sunday, May 25, 2008

Game 37 Finals

Jizz Moppers 74.5
Kelly Leak 39

David Murphy
----------------------------

Anal All Stars 45.5
GB2 Crew 45

Hunter Pence
----------------------------

Big Mac Attack 54.5
The Rhythm Method 45

Grady Sizemore
----------------------------

Innocent Until Proven Filthy 29.5
Crardawgs 26.5

Mark DeRosa
----------------------------

Junebug 43.5
The Cluck Bucket 23

Chris Young
----------------------------

Twisted Testicles 38.5
MGD 32.5

Adam Dunn

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Game 36 Finals

Kelly Leak 52.5
Junebug 36

Jermaine Dye
---------------------------

Twisted Testicles 65.5
GB2 Crew 62

Ryan Howard
---------------------------

Jizz Moppers 65.5
The Cluck Bucket 19

Derrek Lee/Jim Thome
---------------------------

Anal All Stars 39.5
MGD 29

Ian Kinsler/Carlos Lee
---------------------------

Crardawgs 36.5
The Rhythm Method 29

Rick Ankiel
----------------------------

Innocent Until Proven Filthy 35.5
Big Mac Attack 30.5

Jason Varitek

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Game 35 Finals

Kelly Leak 49
Junebug 39

Curtis Granderson
--------------------------

Twisted Testicles 51
GB2 Crew 35

Hunter Pence
--------------------------

Jizz Moppers 46
The Cluck Bucket 37

Aramis Ramirez
--------------------------

MGD 37.5
Anal All Stars 16

Philadelphia Bullpen
--------------------------

The Rhythm Method 49.5
Crardawgs 40.5

Dan Uggla/Luke Scott
--------------------------

Big Mac Attack 32
Innocent Until Proven Filthy 27

Aaron Rowand

Monday, May 19, 2008

Game 34 Finals

Kelly Leak 43
The Rhythm Method 40

Joe Crede
---------------------------

Crardawgs 62
Jizz Moppers 51

Ryan Braun
---------------------------

GB2 Crew 53
Junebug 34

David Ortiz
----------------------------

Innocent Until Proven Filthy 53
Twisted Testicles 49.5

Jose Reyes
-----------------------------

The Cluck Bucket 46
MGD 31.5

Todd Helton
-----------------------------

Anal All Stars 50
Big Mac Attack 34

J.J. Hardy

Sunday, May 18, 2008

Game 33 Finals

Kelly Leak 47
The Rhythm Method 9

David Wright
-----------------------

Crardawgs 39
Jizz Moppers 20

Ryan Braun
-----------------------

GB2 Crew 81
Junebug 52.5

Nate McLouth/David Ortiz
-----------------------

Twisted Testicles 58.5
Innocent Until Proven Filthy 53

Alfonso Soriano
------------------------

MGD 51
The Cluck Bucket 21.5

Adam Dunn
-------------------------

Big Mac Attack 39
Anal All Stars 23.5

Albert Pujols

Saturday, May 17, 2008

Game 32 Finals

The Rhythm Method 66
Kelly Leak 47

Michael Young
---------------------------

Jizz Moppers 57
Crardawgs 36

Davie Murphy
---------------------------

Junebug 30
GB2 Crew 17

Brian McCann
---------------------------

Twisted Testicles 82.5
Innocent Until Proven Filthy 33

Josh Hamilton
---------------------------

MGD 43.5
The Cluck Bucket 33

Adam Dunn
---------------------------

Big Mac Attack 44.5
Anal All Stars 36.5

Brandon Phillips

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Game 31 Finals

Kelly Leak 39.5
MGD 29.5

Lance Berkman
-------------------------

Anal All Stars 47
Crardawgs 15.5

Chipper Jones
-------------------------

Innocent Until Proven Filthy 40
GB2 Crew 19.5

Nick Swisher/Ryan Zimmerman
-------------------------

The Rhythm Method 37.5
The Cluck Bucket 27

Justin Morneau
------------------------

Big Mac Attack 78.5
Junebug 54

C.C. Sabathia
-----------------------

Twisted Testicles 48
Jizz Moppers 44.5

Alfonso Soriano/Geovanny Soto

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Game 30 Finals

Kelly Leak 43
MGD 40.5

Ryan Garko
----------------------

Anal All Stars 37
Crardawgs 26.5

Carlos Lee
----------------------

Innocent Until Proven Filthy 47.5
GB2 Crew 37

Khalil Greene
----------------------

The Rhythm Method 49.5
The Cluck Bucket 23

Luke Scott
----------------------

Junebug 34.5
Big Mac Attack 27

Ryan Church
----------------------

Jizz Moppers 58.5
Twisted Testicles 29

Ryan Braun/Jayson Werth

Monday, May 12, 2008

Game 29 Finals

Innocent Until Proven Filthy 36
Kelly Leak 25

Carlos Beltran
--------------------------

The Rhythm Method 44
Jizz Moppers 30.5

Dan Uggla
--------------------------

Crardawgs 39
Junebug 26

Ryan Braun
--------------------------

GB2 Crew 58.5
The Cluck Bucket 27.5

Emil Brown
-------------------------

Twisted Testicles 50.5
Anal All Stars 45.5

Torii Hunter
-------------------------

MGD 44.5
Big Mac Attack 29

Carl Crawford

Game 28 Finals

Innocent Until Proven Filthy 56
Kelly Leak 23

Carlos Beltran
-------------------------

The Rhythm Method 49
Jizz Moppers 10.5

Dan Uggla
-------------------------

Crardawgs 50
Junebug 24

Carlos Quentin
--------------------------

GB2 Crew 51.5
The Cluck Bucket 29.5

Adrian Beltre
--------------------------

Twisted Testicles 36
Anal All Stars 27.5

Mark Teixeira
--------------------------

Big Mac Attack 57.5
MGD 37.5

Grady Sizemore

Game 27 Finals

Kelly Leak 42.5
Innocent Until Proven Filthy 9.5

Lance Berkman
--------------------

Jizz Moppers 29.5
The Rhythm Method 18

Jim Thome
--------------------

Crardawgs 59
Junebug 47.5

Evan Longoria
--------------------

The Cluck Bucket 36
GB2 Crew 17.5

Chris Young
--------------------

Anal All Stars 44
Twisted Testicles 24.5

Albert Pujols
--------------------

MGD 50
Big Mac Attack 32

Jamie Shields

Thursday, May 8, 2008

THIS WEEKEND'S SERIES DELAYS

I am going to be without computer access after Thursday night until Monday at the earliest. I will try and get Friday, Saturday, and Sunday scores/updates done on Monday sometime during the day. At the latest, everything will be up to date on Tuesday night.

So, if you can remember, please send each other your lineups, as I will not be able to forward lineups to those of you who don't send them to your opponents.

Also, please keep this in mind when picking up players. Please don't assume that players are available and put them right in your lineup. If you want to risk it, that's fine. But I cannot guarantee players will be yours, not knowing if someone beat you to the punch.

I apologize for these delays, and sometime next week, I also hope to have google docs up and running on the website.

Thanks.

Nate

Game 26 Finals

Kelly Leak 43
Twisted Testicles 24

Lance Berkman/Rickie Weeks
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Innocent Until Proven Filthy 67
Anal All Stars 36

Joey Votto
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GB2 Crew 40
HR Derby ROFL 25

Placido Polanco
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The Cluck Bucket 30
Big Mac Attack 17

Chris Young
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Junebug 41
The Rhythm Method 26.5

Ryan Church
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MGD 48
Jizz Moppers 14

Adam Dunn

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Game 25 Finals

Kelly Leak 53
Twisted Testicles 34.5

Lance Berkman
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Anal All Stars 48
Innocent Until Proven Filthy 39

Carlos Lee
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GB2 Crew 59.5
Home Run Derby 23.5

Nate McClouth
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The Cluck Bucket 45.5
Big Mac Attack 26.5

Eric Bruntlett
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The Rhythm Method 45
Junebug 26.5

Jhonny Peralta
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Jizz Moppers 30.5
MGD 16

Gavin Floyd

Monday, May 5, 2008

Game 24 Finals

Kelly Leak 70
Big Mac Attack 36.5

Lance Berkman
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Junebug 57.5
Anal All Stars 55.5

Chipper Jones
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MGD 42.5
ROFLMAO 24

Adam Dunn/Carlos Ruiz
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Innocent Until Proven Filthy 27.5
The Cluck Bucket 24

Edgar Renteria
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Jizz Moppers 57.5
GB2 Crew 47

Adrian Beltre
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Twisted Testicles 60.5
The Rhythm Method 30.5

Mike Cameron

Saturday, May 3, 2008

Game 23 Finals

Kelly Leak 55
Big Mac Attack 21

Vernon Wells
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Junebug 50
Anal All Stars 42.5

Matt Holliday
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Crardawgs 23.5
MGD 16

Carlos Quentin/Dustin Pedroia
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Innocent Until Proven Filthy 44.5
The Cluck Bucket 35

Kusoke Fukudome
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Jizz Moppers 44.5
GB2 Crew 39

Adrian Gonzalez/David Ortiz
-------------------------

Twisted Testicles 47.5
The Rhythm Method 33

Alfonso Soriano

Game 22 Finals

Kelly Leak 54
Big Mac Attack 32

David Wright
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Junebug 67
Anal All Stars 28.5

Rafael Furcal
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MGD 41
Crardawgs 35

Miguel Tejada/Dustin Pedroia
-----------------------

Innocent Until Proven Filthy 35.5
The Cluck Bucket 7.5

Khalil Greene
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Jizz Moppers 59.5
GB2 Crew 58

Hunter Pence
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Twisted Testicles 54.5
The Rhythm Method 44.5

Dan Uggla

Positions

Some of you guys have been sending me emails when one of your players starts (and becomes eligible) at another position. That's great, keep on doing so. I will list whatever I can on the google docs when they are on the site. For now, I will post my own as they come.

Russell Martin 3B-C

Thursday, May 1, 2008

Game 21 Finals (CRARY WINS!!!! Stops 13 Game Losing Streak!

Jizz Moppers 57.5
Kelly Leak 38.5

Geovanny Soto
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Anal All Stars 46.5
GB2 Crew 40

Nate McClouth
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Crardawgs 52.5
Innocent Until Proven Filthy 31

Placido Polanco
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The Cluck Bucket 53.5
Junebug 37

Rafael Furcal
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Big Mac Attack 59.5
The Rhythm Method 26.5

Casey Kotchman/Grady Sizemore
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Twisted Testicles 44.5
MGD 15

Josh Hamilton

POSITION ELIGIBILITY

Today is May 1st, which means players that have not started a game at a position they were otherwise eligible for (Ryan Braun 3B) are no longer eligbile at that position Players must start one game (and only one game) sometime throughout the season to be eligible at any position.

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Game 20 Finals

Kelly Leak 51
Jizz Moppers 42.5

Curtis Granderson
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Anal All Stars 36
GB2 Crew 11.5

Conor Jackson
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Innocent Until Proven Filthy 48.5
Crardawgs 36.5

Ryan Zimmerman
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Junebug 48
The Cluck Bucket 27.5

Ryan Church
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The Rhythm Method 45
Big Mac Attack 37

Rick Ankiel
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Twisted Testicles 60
MGD 45

Jose Reyes

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Roster Reminder

Guys, when you make a trade where you're getting more players added to your roster than you're trading, you HAVE TO MAKE A MOVE in order to keep your roster at the limit. I don't want to keep scanning through your rosters like I did with Crary and make a DL move for you. In the event that there isn't a DL move to make, you will get a ZERO from a player you acquired if you have more than 25 roster spots filled.

Also, since Bare had a roster spot I activated Tony Gwynn for him. I did so, because another rule that I will enforce if I'm aware is that a player on the DL has to be on the real world DL. You can't stash players there.

Thanks.

Monday, April 28, 2008

Game 19 Finals

Kelly Leak 38.5
MGD 23.5

Michael Young
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Junebug 31
Big Mac Attack 13

Rafael Furcal
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Anal All Stars 48.5
Crardawgs 33.5

Brandon Phillips
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Twisted Testicles 54
Jizz Moppers 5.5 (Yes that is correct)

Josh Hamilton
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GB2 Crew 47.5
Innocent Until Proven Filthy 19

Nate McClouth
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The Cluck Bucket 35
The Rhythm Method 16.5

Paul Konerko

Game 18 Finals

Kelly Leak 57.5
MGD 36.5

Lance Berkman
------------------------

Junebug 29.5
Big Mac Attack 28

Orlando Hudson
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Anal All Stars 52.5
Crardawgs 42

Ryan Howard
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Twisted Testicles 44.5
Jizz Moppers 30.5

Placido Polanco/Josh Hamilton
-----------------------

Innocent Until Proven Filthy 43
GB2 Crew 38 (OT Joey Votto 5-Melky Cabrera 1)

Prince Fielder
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The Cluck Bucket 41.5
The Rhythm Method 18.5

Chris Young

Saturday, April 26, 2008

Game 17 Finals

Kelly Leak 40
MGD 28

Carl Crawford
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Junebug 28.5
Big Mac Attack 19.5

Matt Holliday
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Anal All Stars 26.5
Crardawgs 24

Brandon Phillips/Carlos Lee
---------------------

Jizz Moppers 49.5
Twisted Testicles 45.5

Mark Reynolds (backup)
---------------------

GB2 Crew 34
Innocent Until Proven Filthy 16

Vladimir Guerrero
---------------------

The Rhythm Method 60
The Cluck Bucket 29.5

Justin Morneau

Friday, April 25, 2008

DOH!

It has been brought to my attention that Cleveland and Kansas City played a doubleheader on Thursday, and I used the wrong game for any Royals or Indians players.

Besides the scoring that I adjusted, there were three games where my original winners and losers changed. The correct outcomes were:

Bill over Chris
Mac over Crary
Tom over Bug

I do this at least once every year. Once again, sorry.

17-19 Friday-Saturday-Sunday

Mike/Nick (11-5) vs. Crary (4-12)
Chris (8-8) vs. Tim (8-8)
Dan (11-5) vs. Andy (5-11)
Mac (6-10) vs. Bug (10-6)
Nate (9-7) vs. Tom (4-12)
Bare (10-6) vs. Bill (10-6)

Game 16 Finals

Kelly Leak 72
GB2 Crew 51.5

Magglio Ordonez
------------------------

Twisted Testicles 41.5
The Cluck Bucket 36

Ichiro
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Jizz Moppers 32
Innocent Until Proven Filthy 27.5

Jim Thome/Kurt Suzuki
------------------------

Anal All Stars 32
The Rhythm Method 15

Chipper Jones
------------------------

Big Mac Attack 37
Crardawgs 26

Grady Sizemore
------------------------

MGD 39.5
Junebug 39

Jeff Francoeur

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Game 15 Finals

GB2 Crew 53.5
Kelly Leak 37.5

David Ortiz
------------------------

The Cluck Bucket 42
Twisted Testicles 17

Aramis Ramirez
------------------------

Jizz Moppers 70.5
Innocent Until Proven Filthy 53.5

Prince Fielder
------------------------

The Rhythm Method 49.5
Anal All Stars 27.5

Jason Bay
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Big Mac Attack 47.5
Crardawgs 27

Miguel Cabrera
------------------------

Junebug 53
MGD 40.5

Jorge Posada

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Game 14 Finals

Kelly Leak 69
GB2 Crew 26.5

Rickie Weeks
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The Cluck Bucket 40.5
Twisted Testicles 21.5

Fukudome
----------------------

Jizz Moppers 37
Innocent Until Proven Filthy 30

Garrett Atkins
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Anal All Stars 38
The Rhythm Method 32

Jhonny Peralta
-----------------------

Big Mac Attack 47.5
Crardawgs 37.5

Miguel Cabrera
-----------------------

Junebug 55
MGD 51.5

Bobby Abreu

Monday, April 21, 2008

Games 14-16 Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday (Note Odd Thursday game)

Mike/Nick (9-4) vs. Andy (4-9)

Crary (3-10) vs. Mac (4-9)

Chris (7-6) vs. Bill (8-5)

Tim (7-6) vs. Nate (7-6)

Bug (7-6) vs. Tom (4-9)

Dan (9-4) vs. Bare (9-4)

Game 13 Finals

Anal All Stars 41.5
Kelly Leak 36.5

J.J. Hardy
----------------------------

Twisted Testicles 55.5
Junebug 25

Mark Teixeira
----------------------------

Jizz Moppers 79
Big Mac Attack 17.5

Chase Utley
-----------------------------

The Cluck Bucket 52.5
Crardawgs 18

Aramis Ramirez
------------------------------

Miller Genuine Draft 52.5
Innocent Until Proven Filthy 35

Hanley Ramirez
------------------------------

GB2 Crew 50
The Rhythm Method 46.5

Ryan Doumit

Saturday, April 19, 2008

Game 12 Finals

Anal All Stars 29
Kelly Leak 18.5

Eric Byrnes
----------------------

Twisted Testicles 68
Junebug 20.5

Jose Reyes
----------------------

Jizz Moppers 49.5
Big Mac Attack 18.5

Derrek Lee
----------------------

The Cluck Bucket 37.5
Crardawgs 22.5

Manny Ramirez
-----------------------

Miller Genuine Draft 49.5
Innocent Until Proven Filthy 29.5

Bill Hall
-----------------------

GB2 Crew 40.5
The Rhythm Method 30.5

Justin Morneau

Game 11 Finals

Anal All Stars 70
Kelly Leak 48

Chipper Jones
--------------------------

Twisted Testicles 49
Junebug 34

Richie Sexson
---------------------------

Jizz Moppers 70
Big Mac Attack 20

Chris Duncan
----------------------------

The Cluck Bucket 54
Crardawgs 25

Edgar Renteria
-----------------------------

Innocent Until Proven Filthy 46.5
Miller Genuine Draft 31.5

Bill Hall
-------------------------------

GB2 Crew 72
The Rhythm Method 20

David Ortiz

Thursday, April 17, 2008

11-13 Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Mike/Nick (6-4) vs. Nate (7-3)
Crary (3-7) vs. Dan (6-4)
Chris (6-4) vs. Tom (2-8)
Tim (4-6) vs. Andy (4-6)
Mac (4-6) vs. Bill (5-5)
Bug (7-3) vs. Bare (6-4)

Game 10 Finals

Kelly Leak 45.5
Crardawgs 35.5

Alex Rios
-----------------------

MGD 65
GB2 Crew 27

Jorge Posada
-----------------------

Junebug 60.5
Jizz Moppers 53.5

Rafael Furcal
-----------------------

Chris 37.5
The Rhythm Method 7

Carlos Beltran
-----------------------

The Cluck Bucket 55
Anal All Stars 38

Edgar Renteria
------------------------

Big Mac Attack 63
Twisted Testicles 48.5

Miguel Cabrera